ticket for one. one-way.

Well, what are you waiting for?
I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.
--The Incredibles

Waiting.
For what?
The midnight bus ride out of town? For the bus to hit you?
We're all waiting for that moment, but we all know the bus never comes on-time anyway and the chance of failing breaks are slim. Then you have the ambulance coming to rescue you. Then what?
Yeah, then what...